What is a Woman



A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible
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.... No wait... I'm thinking of alcohol.

ARE YOU JERKIN MY CHAIN?

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

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NOW HOLD ON A SECOND...OTHER THAN MY LOVE FOR ALPHABET NAMES..."LARMONSHELL, LAMONSHEA, LARMONDRIEL NAD LARMERJ..."""ENTREPRENUER""????? SO I CALLED A CPA.  HE DIED AT 25 HAS THREE SONS AND SIX DAUGHTERS..THATS NINE WELFARE RECIPIENTS RECEIVING $1500 A MONTH. ADD FREE SCHOOL LUNCHES, FREE MEDICAL AND FOOD STAMPS .. THATS $156,000 PER YEAR.    

I thought you "do-it-your-self" guys would like some helpful tips!

 

 

 

 


 

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There's arcing? I wonder why

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New! side way elbow

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The first one couldn't shut off the water so
let's put in a second one

6d468c

Breakers keep tripping so let's take it out

6d469c

Eventually it will become a concrete wall
equiped with weeping holes?

6d46ab

If one elbow is good, why not put two

6d46bb

The down spout can't handle the heavy rain
then let's help it

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How to install an attic vent fan.......you require the following
parts: drywall-sheet metal-fiberglass batt-wire ties-electical
tape-duct tape and nails

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How about a 360 degree to an inline trap equip
with a u-trap along the way


Don't need a light switch

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Why not just buy some shorter nails....

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What! The trap is there...just turn your head side way

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Upside down - sideway trap

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Who's going to work on this.....if there is an electrical or
plumbing problem ???

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Leaky drain - out of duct tape, then use electrical tape

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How about a light in the shower

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If these can hold you up then why not here?

6d4757

Off by a few inches, just use a couple pieces of wood to
hold up the main joist

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There's room here...let's put the u-trap here

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Can't mount it on the roof....so let's stick it in the
venting pipe

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Long flexible elbow?

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Adjustible bracket for any angle

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No place to put the sink?  Then let's make it a combination
sink and shower

6d47b5

Missed it by a foot, why not use a bunch of spare
electrical boxes?

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The ceiling was too low by a foot

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I wonder if there is room for one more wire???    NOT

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An extension cord would of been better.  You think

 

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'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. '
~Frank Sinatra

 

 

 

You Can't Fix Stupid

 

 

 


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Did we elect these people??



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Civil War planes? Let me know how that works out.


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I'm saying GREAT paint job.


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'We had no idea anyone was buried there.'


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I didn't know we could choose.


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This one says it all.



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Please , anyone , if you've seen this man.


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What are the odds of that?


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I would have guessed after age 19.


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Ok , that's just mean!




"Life's tough.....It's even tougher if you're stupid."
 
- John Wayne

 


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